Since we are banning everyyhing, maybe its time to ban all 32 NFL teams. We lay out the argumemt for banning each team.
Since it appears that cancel culture wants to eliminate anything and everything that they find offensive and companies like NIKE and the NFL are willing to help them. The Patriot Outpost has carefully researched each NFL team and found multiple reasons to ban all 32 teams.
We present the evidence below:
PITTSBURGH STEELERS - Represents worker oppression within multiple industries, steel and coal, plus it is an example of cultural appropriation by using the name Pittsburgh
CLEVELAND BROWNS - Duh!
CINCINATTI BENGALS -Animal appropriation and cultural appropriation
BALTIMORE RAVENS - Animal appropriation and glorification of a white author
DALLAS COWBOYS - Cultural appropriation as well as the moniker, Cowboys, represent Colonial oppression toward indigenous native Americans
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES -Animal appropriation as well as an example of white supremacy, after all where did they sign the ultimate document of oppression at?
CAROLINA PANTHERS -Animal appropriation
NEW YORK GIANTS -inconsiderate of short people, small shaming is inappropriate
NEW YORK JETS - an example of class inferiority, only rich people can afford jets, while the proletariat slaves in factories the bourgeoisie own and exploit their labor by purchasing these luxurious toys.
MINNESOTA VIKINGS -cultural appropriation also Vikings raided weaker indigenous people and confiscated their goods and resources
DETROIT LIONS -Animal appropriation and native American cultural appropriation, plus, have you ever been to Detroit?
GREEN BAY PACKERS -a tribute to the evil of capitalism, this mascot represents the poor proletariat being oppressed within the meat packing industry. It also demonstrates gross abuse to mother earth by promoting products that further global climate change, cow farts, factory pollution and oppression this may be the most evil one of all. Perhaps the Bay wouldnt be green if they took better care of the planet.
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS - promotes religious intolerance, all religions are equal, plus that Spanish Inquisition thing was bad for a lot of non Catholics.
LAS VEGAS RAIDERS -Promotes violence, misogyny and oppression by force, similar to colonialism except they didn't even have enough respect to hang around after they raped and pillaged
TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS - See Raiders above, except their clothes was nicer.
LOS ANGELOS CHARGERS -what is a charger? Oh, but the name Los Angelos is a perfect example of cultural appropriation and a reminder of the evils of Manifest Destiny and colonialism.
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ARIZONA CARDINALS -Animal appropriation as well as glorifying and promoting Catholic Hierarchy. COEXIST!
HOUSTON TEXANS - Everyone knows that Texas stole Mexico from Santa Anna, gross colonialism.
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS -Cultural appropriation, using the name Chiefs is not permitted even though it is an English word, it is in reference to native Americans, how could Lamar Hunt possibly know what it felt like to be a Chief?
ATLANTA FALCONS -Animal appropriation, plus we all know that Atlanta was a major Southern City during the Civil War that engaged in the slave trade.
LOS ANGELOS RAMS - Animal appropriation, plus offensive to nomadic tribes everywhere due to their persistent movement from one city to another.
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS -Animal appropriation and cultural appropriation of native Americans (Chief Seattle)
JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS -Animal appropriation and glorification of Democrat President Andrew Jackson, who signed the Indian Removal Act.
MIAMI DOLPHINS -Animal appropriation
BUFFALO BILLS -Glorifies colonialism and exploits Native Americans as savages while promoting White Supremacy
WASHINGTON REDSKINS - Cultural appropriation and promotes white supremacy, not to mention named after a slave owning oppressive colonialist
INDIANAPOLIS COLTS -Animal appropriation as well as colonial oppression, who rode horses? (See Cowboys above)
TENNESSEE TITANS - small shaming and anti-small person
SAN FRANCISCO 49ers - Colonial oppression, glorifying land invaders who stole resources and wealth from native Mexicans
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS - How could a Patriot possibly be a good thing? Represents the colonialism of our racist, white supremacist founding fathers, plus Bill Belichick cheats
DENVER BRONCOS -Animal appropriation, cowboys rode Bromcos and all Cowboys represent colonial oppression of indigenous peoples
CHICAGO BEARS - Animal appropriation and native American cultural appropriation
There you have it, reasons to ban all 32 NFL Franchises. Now, in case you actually agree with all of these arguments, we want to be perfectly clear, we are being sarcastic!